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« on: February 22, 2009, 08:47:01 am »

  My Die Bill Gates essay: GETS THE HONOR OF BEING TYPED ON WB. Listen to how frustrated this guy is.


                                             Die Bill Gates
        Wow, Bill, you amaze me -you really do. The idea of coming with a computer is smarter than most things people come up with and then connecting them to form the internet. However there was one tiny little error, you just recently made. You'll see.


First the of all, I had to suffer over my Aunt's house where fleas would bite the hell out of you. Trust me, the itching wasn't pretty. Sometimes I felt like taking my anger out on one of her cats, but only to stop me was the simple invention of a computer.

Well I turn it on, hoping for a fast, amazing "get away" from the pain of the fleabites but no! Instead, I GET WINDOWS VISTA!

OUT OF ALL THE  stuff you made, you have to invent that pathetic excuse for an operation system. Windows Vista is full of ****! I hate it! Its  so slow, pathetic, slow, horrible-what the hell?  BILL GATES YOU LET EVERYONE DOWN YOU ****! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS EVERYONE!

I had to wait nearly 2 freakin hours for that thing to load. And no, don't blame it on the computer because it was brand new. VISTA SUCKS.  Vista looks like your momma with out the wig on! Why vista. WHYYYYY!!!

Its all your fault Bill! Its all your fault the cat was strangled to death! You see what you did! That poor cat and it was your fault! DIE BILLY.





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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2009, 10:16:43 am »

one thing: XD
Also, I agree, Vista is way to slow and it crashes alot.....for me anyway.
How could you Bill? X3
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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2009, 12:02:37 pm »

My mom has Vista and it's not that bad. O.O It's never crashed on me before, and it's hella faster than XP. Maybe I'm just crazy.
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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2009, 07:20:36 pm »

I've heard that Windows7 will be epic :o
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2009, 11:00:59 pm »

I've heard that Windows7 will be epic :o
It'll be like if Jesus made Windows. Or, if you're not Christian, IT WILL BE FREAKING AWESOME.
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 04:03:47 pm »

Yea, I also heard that it'll be awesome :3
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